“Like I told you, I'm not a magician," he says. "If something isn't working, I don't try to guess.”

— Cited by Calev Ben-David, "A Life of the Mind," The Jerusalem Report (September 8, 1994), p. 46

“My boss treated me like a slave and I felt completely degraded. Then, just once, I did a terrible thing - I peed in his tea! Watching him drink it, my grudges completely dissolved - I never minded making tea for him again.”

— From an interview by Rae Lewis "Uri Geller recalls his pre-spoon-bending days", Evening Standard (London, November 2, 1998)

“I can say with absolute certainty I do not cheat. I am not a magician.”

— "I can bend metal", The Guardian (November 8, 2000)