David Cross
American stand-up comedian and actor

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David Cross
American stand-up comedian and actor
Biography
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Quotes
“I thought it was really odd at how much people freaked out at Katrina. You'd think they'd be worried about something important. 'Oh my God, look! George Bush is just appointing all his friends into office and we're in an unfounded war...' But no- 'Fuck that! That nigger's stealing some potato chips!”
“I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.”
“[On marketing and commercials] HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS! You're gonna love our eggs!!!... [cut to small granny in rockin chair] I like eggs the old fashioned way. [return to youth] "Fuck you granny!" [punch mimic]”
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Photos

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Donald Glover talking to David Cross at The Great GoogaMooga Festival, 2012

DC

Bob Odenkirk and David Cross as big-headed versions of themselves at Festival Supreme in Los Angeles (properly the Santa Monica Pier) in October 2013.

Star of Mr. Show and Arrested Development. 4/13/16

Arrested Development 2011 Reunion

Arrested Development 2011 Reunion

Arrested Development 2011 Reunion

Comedian David Cross at the 2009 Brooklyn Book Festival.